Man bashing jokes app for android description: Over 900 jokes about the male gender.
Most of these jokes(...
Well all) are completely teastless however they are funny (...
Well some).
Men please don 39 t download you will only get offended(...
Wait a minute...
Forget that you need emotions first!!
) Think you re funnier then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.
Warning these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups.
Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset new jokes added weekly submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
Move to sd card (android - 2+ only.
) This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app share with sms email random joke button hold the left arrow to go back to the start hold the right arrow to go to the end link to developer s other apps in the market change the size of the text change the color of the text change the style of the text change the background rate the appexamples of what 39 s inside (jokes are not censored in the app): men? On the whole i 39 d rather buy new batteries.
Quot men are like.....
Mini skirts.
If you 39 re not careful they 39 ll creep up your legs.
Quot this prisoner escapes after 15 years.
He breaks into a house to look for money and food and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair and he ties the wife to the bed and gets on top of her kisses her neck then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he 39 s in there the husband tells his wife: listen this guy is an escaped prisoner look at his clothes!
He 39 s probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn 39 t seen a woman in years.
I saw how he kissed your neck.
If he wants sex don 39 t resist do 39 t complain and do what he tells you no matter how much he ravages you.
This guy is probably really dangerous.
If he gets angry he 39 ll kill us.
Be strong honey.
I love you
